Wordless Wednesday (wordless ke?)

My 25 Best AWKWARD moments

This is kinda funneh and AWKWARD to share my best awkward moments with y'all...
but it keeps on happening to me all over again :D
And there's no harm in sharing, ayte?
But seriously, they're totally awkward...

1. That awkward moment when someone says 'Good Morning' and you say "Gdd Mfgtssjhdk...' 
2. That awkward moment when you say 'Goodbye' to someone but you both walk off in the same direction
3. That awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher/lecturer 'Mom'
4. That awkward moment when you confidently said out loud a wrong answer in class
5. That awkward moment when someone's washing the dirty dishes and you slowly put down another dish in the sink
6. That awkward moment when you're busy cam-whoring before you notice there's someone in the room.
7. That awkward moment when you still talking on the phone without realizing that you friend's already hang up.
8. That awkward moment when somebody unexpected arrived at your place in the morning and you're still in your pyjama or worst 'baju kelawar' ;p
9. That awkward moment when you see someone that looks like someone you know and you scream their name, and it's not them
10. That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy xD
11. That awkward moment when you do not silence you phone in the mosque because you aren't expecting any phone calls and when you pray, your phone starts to ring like hell- many times.
12. That awkward moment when you're in a class where you don't speak to anyone and your teacher says go find a partner.
13. That awkward moment when someone mistaken you for the shop assistant
14. That awkward moment when your teacher asks you to read out loud and you don't know what page they're on.
15. That awkward moment when you most confidently sing along a very famous song with your friends and you get the wrong words.
16. That awkward moment when you're commenting on someone's FB status and they completely ignore your comment, but keep answering everyone else's comments.
17. That awkward moments when someone deletes their comment on FB and you seem like talking to yourself.
18. That awkward moment when you're checking up yourself in the window of a car before you notice there's somebody inside that car...
19. That awkward moment when you're chewing on a borrowed pencil.
20. That awkward moment when you're staring intensely at your crush, and he stares back at you, and then you straightaway look down and start to blush like an idiot.
21. That awkward moment when you upload a new FB profile picture and someone likes your old one.
22. That awkward moment when you're being left alone with your friend's parents.
23. That awkward moment when someone you dislike so much says something funny and you try your very best not to laugh.
24. That awkward moment when you're walking out like a supermodel and your stupid bag or shirt hooks on the door handle.
25. That awkward moment when someone asks 'Have you two met?' and you replied 'No' and the other person says 'Yes'

Haha..LOL...

And many more cuz I am blogging this when my assignment still piled up on the desk...whoa..this is awkward :)

Sheesh.I gotta go! ;) LOL

Supplement.

People say
I should take supplements
Vitamin C...B Complex...Omega 3
For  my skin so dry 
and also for my effing PMS and irregular mood swings
I bought some Vitamin C
since I heard that Vitamin C can reduce stress
jajaja...


Ya know what, I am totally stress-free right now
Reassured
There's nothing to be stress for...y'all
Ironically, there's a long list of incomplete assignments on my desk
And I still feel nothing :/


:))

my mom bought these for me...ada promotion belilah kan....

Here goes my cheek...dah macam pinggan..haha

Muktamad

Assalamualaikum wbt...


Apa khabar?
Kalau sihat Alhamdulillah...
Kalau tak, semoga cepat sembuh, InsyaALLAH..


Dah lama aku tak tulis tazkirah kat blog aku yang senduk ni
Aku pun tak tau la apa dah jadi dengan aku ni sebenarnya
Sekejap ke hulu, sekejap ke hilir, fikiran berkecamuk...
Kadang-kadang aku terfikir, betul ke aku ni on the right track sekarang ni?
Adakah aku ni berada dalam kategori baik ataupun yang sebaliknya?
Persoalan ni aku susah betul nak jawab...


Aku teringat bila aku tanya Kak Mariah (Semoga beliau cepat sembuh) pasal baik and buruk ni.
Kak Mariah cakap, "You define lah sendiri baik tu macam mana...buruk tu macam mana"
Betul jugak tu..
ada orang cakap, orang pakai tudung tu baik...budak sekolah agama ni bagus
tapi ada jugak orang lain yang kata disebaliknya...
Yelah..orang cakap lah..bukan diri kita sendiri yang kata...
Kita kan ada agama, ada adab, ada moral,
So sepatutnya kita sendiri lah faham yang kita ni sebenarnya baik ke tidak.


Tapi aku masih tak tau aku kat kategori mana
Sebab aku banyak buat dosa...banyak khilaf yang aku dah buat
Sesama manusia: keluarga, kawan-kawan
So, tak ada maknanya aku nak panggil diri aku ni baik..
bolehlah kalau aku cakap yang maybe aku ni kat golongan yang ok2 aje lah...takpun kat golongan yang tak berapa baik...


bila aku fikir-fikir balik, renung-renung balik
Banyak salah aku datang dari lidah aku sendiri.
Kadang-kadang kita tak perasan sewaktu kita berkata-kata tu, ada hati yang terasa...
Kita tak sengaja, tapi disebabkan kita cakap tak pandang kiri kanan, habis semua kecil hati dengan kita.


Memang susah nak jaga hati orang kan...
Kadang-kadang sampai hati kita sendiri yang terluka


Kalau sesiapa yang terbaca apa yang aku tulis ni
And ada terasa hati dengan aku, 
tanpa segan silu, aku benar-benar mohon maaf kat korang....
andaikata aku banyak lukakan hati korang..
aku tak sengaja...mintak maaf lagi sekali...dari hujung rambut sampai hujung kaki
melainkan kat someone yang aku tengah nak adakan jurang dengan dia sekarang ni,
anggaplah yang apa yang aku cuba lakukan ni demi yang terbaik..maaf...


Aku memang banyak cakap...
and ramai orang yang sakit hati dengan aku sebab mulut aku yang macam murai ni
Aku tahu yang tu
And aku rasa tu antara kelemahan aku yang susah untuk aku ubah...
Aku memang banyak kali pasang niat nak jadi diam aje, tak nak cakap banyak-banyak lagi dah
Tapi yelah..susah kan...
Tapi aku still cuba perlahan-lahan...
InsyaAllah doakanlah yang terbaik buat aku...


This entry is a reply from my mom's post. Thanks mum. :')

Shut up and Smile smile smile :)

"Barangsiapa yang beriman kepada Allah dan hari akhirat, berkatalah yang baik dan jika tidak, maka DIAMLAH" 

(Hadith Riwayat Bukhari dan Muslim)

-Silence is a medication for sorrow-

Header Baru

Harini mak tak tahu nak buat ape di Aidiladha yang mulia ni...
Assignment melambak tapi tak tahu mana satu nak buat dulu...hehe (boleh gune ke alasan ni?)


So mak pon macam biasa, bukak buku conteng mak, menyonteng la ape lagi kan...
Conteng lah kan...siap buat art pakai make-up mak lagi tu...habis kontot lipstick mak kerjekan...feeling sangat nak jadi make-up artist, make-up kan buku pon jadiklah kannnn..
Tapi tetibe nampak comel pulak hasil contengan mak tuh...
Siap cium-cium lagi kannnn...ko hado?
Kalau orang tengok mak mesti ingat mak gile nak kahwin sebab cium buku
Padahal nak tengok lip mark mak ni ada tak rupa lip mark Angelina Jolie ke tak kannn
Tengok tuh feeling lagi..padahal ada la sikit-sikit rupa lip-mark saathiya...haha

dheyyy! Kutuk bibir saya kaa?

Lantak la korang nak komen hape....ade mak kesah pulak kannn?
Dah2..mak nak sambung buat assignment....banyak uollss...
Uolls mampu sambil buat assignment sambil cium buku...
Ni baru betul belajar okehhh...
Non hado~

ha..nilah akibat banyak sangat isap rokok...ni kucing mak si Tini ni nak buat braces katenye...tak main lah g buat kat dentist kerajaan je uolls...nak g swasta gak..mampoo? Sape daddy gula kat luar sana nak sponsor, sila-sila la contact mak k? haha

Budak comel ni datang beraye rumah mak tadi...dia cakap, "Camat Ari Aye! Nak lo titap moleh?" atau bahasa normalnye "Selamat Hari Raya! Nak telur kicap boleh?"